do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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