Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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