omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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