So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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