spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Randomize
