I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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