why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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