I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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