wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Randomize
