Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Randomize
