We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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