Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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