This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
i think i just lost a toe
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