Who wears a wallet chain?!
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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