So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
