if only i could text you this smell
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Randomize
