Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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