yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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