Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Vodka?
Forever.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Randomize
