My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
My breasts were aching with rage.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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