do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i think i have two assholes
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
