I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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