Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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