Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
