my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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