i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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