i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
