nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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