ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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