yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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