is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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