she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
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