do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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