My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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