if i died would you start the facebook group?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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