Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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