google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Do plants get herpes?
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