One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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