in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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