Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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