Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
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