went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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