For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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