I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Btw I puked in your glovebox
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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