just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I'm both gender and math confused
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