I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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