Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
