she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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