They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Randomize
