thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Randomize
