i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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