id be glad to
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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