I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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