Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
My life is pants optional.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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